Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Recommendation: Monday Night Combat (Game)

Monday Night Combat on XBLA is, quite frankly, awesome. Sure, it could use some tweaking, some re-balancing in various areas (Support's Airstrike is a little absurdly good [I should know, Support is what I play]), but all in all it's a very solid game, with great, fluid gameplay, and an appealing aesthetic. Some might note that said aesthetic is "Team Fortress-like," but you would be mistaken if you were to call this a TF2-clone. It plays very differently from TF2, at the very least gameplay-wise... and that's all that matters in the end: gameplay, which is MNC's strong point.

Super Mario Beatbox

Nothing I do will ever be this awesome.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

I mean this in a totally non-creepy way.

 This makes me want to have Asian babies.

... It came out creepy anyway, didn't it?


"Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity."
- ???

"He who slings mud generally loses ground."
- Adlai E. Stevenson

"A society that will trade a little liberty for a little order will lose both, and deserve neither."
- Thomas Jefferson

"There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because they are badly argued."
- Thomas H. Huxley

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
- Woody Allen

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
- George Carlin

"Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious."
- Oscar Wilde

The First of "Many" (Read: The First of Few)

Greetings. Call me Toadkiller Dog, or Toadkiller, or whatever suits your fancy. I'm not too sure what it is I'm going to be putting in here, but random thoughts, imagery, rants, and recommendations are the most likely of substances. Feel free to comment.