"Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity."
"He who slings mud generally loses ground."
- Adlai E. Stevenson
"A society that will trade a little liberty for a little order will lose both, and deserve neither."
- Thomas Jefferson
"There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because they are badly argued."
- Thomas H. Huxley
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
- Woody Allen
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
- George Carlin
"Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious."
- Oscar Wilde